The Yoo-Kin-Be-an-Artist-Too Kontest

We like to haf fun heer in the NW hills of Konettikut. We like to smyel an laf. We like to ixpress owrsefs creeatiflee. We think evrywum needs a creeatif owtlet. It duznt mattur if yoo think yoo haf no talint or cant draw a strate line, we all like to mayk things. This yer chansz to let yer innur artist bloom.

The Roolz:

1. This kontest is for yer beans but if enny kittees want to pawtisipate they are welcom too. If yer bean is shy abowt showin thair artwerk they cood just say yoo did it. But evryone is invitid to joyn the fun.

2. So for the beans -- mayk an artistek impreshun of yer kittee(s). Yoo can draw, paint, do a skulpchur, sew a bannur or a wallhangeng or a pilloe, yoo can mayk a collage with pitchurs frum a magazeen or uthur goodees. Yoos yer imajinashun!! Do a makaronee skulpchur or dekorate a littul qwuilt. Think of the nice Chrismus presints they will mayk (espeshullee if yoo hide it frum yer kittee)

3. No photographs alowd unless yoo do sumthin creeatif to them like my ladee duz to photos wif Photoshop. But the finul werk of art shood not look like it just kaym rite owta yer kamura. (see ixcepshun in #4 rool.)
[edit: I deecydid that videeos will be alowd cuz they arr a "valed art form", at leest that whut my ladee tol me, but they has to be abowt yoo in a creeatif way]

4.If yoo do a drawin or othur flat peece of art but yoo dont haf a scannur, yoo wil be alowd to fotograph yer creayshun and entur that foto. Obveeuslee if yoo makd sumthin 3-deemenshunal yoo will HAF to tayk a pitchur to post it.

5. Yoo will be postin yer artwerk in a speshul blog (like Skeezix dus wif his kontests).
The passwerd and login name can be fownd on my main blog paj.

6. The catagorees will be: Funniest, Messiest, Orijinul, an Most Creeatif/Best in Sho. We will come up wif sum prize for the Best in Sho. Runnurs up will git a littul grafik to post on thair blog.

7. The most emportent rool is....HAVE FUN!!

8. Entree dedline is Decembur 18th. Winnur will be anownsed on Decembur 23rd.

9. The deecishun of the judj will be finul. The jugj will be an indeependint art konsultint, namlee my foodladee. (She will be faree fair an she promissis not to laff)

10. Be as creeatif as yoo want but haf fun!